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For your amusement - and demonstrative of the way my brain works when dealing with poorly phrased/thought out survey questions:

Q:How could $company improve their consistency?
A:Make their product (yoghurt) thicker.

Q:Name two companies you associate with transparency?
A:Anglian (who make windows) & Anne Summers (who make lingerie)

Q: Write two sentences about the person you admire most.
A: They were human. They are dead.

Q: How, in your own words, could we eliminate poverty worldwide?
A: Kill everyone. No people = no poverty (absolute or relative).
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Brutal but hard to argue with your answers. Well done.
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Hmm... definitions / word choices can lead to some interesting/unexpected outcomes.

According to Police Scotland's definitions (from yesterday's news) - there are biological women (who identify as women), who are men.

The news reported that Scottish law says rape (as opposed to sexual assault) involves the insertion of a penis without consent and, consequently, all rapists are men.

The logical conclusion from which being that: IF a woman has sex, by whatever means, with an unconsenting male (involving the penetration of his penis into her body) then she is a rapist, and a man by definition.

Not the cheeriest of subjects, I know, but the sheer madness (and the black space in my head) made me want to share.


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Addendum: Obviously, in practice, I doubt they actually follow down that logic rabbit hole. The law was written as such with good, and proper, intent as a number of male convicted rapists subsequently stated they now identified as women, expecting to treated as such in law (including being sent to female prisons).

Still...
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Sleep would be nice... Though it's nearly time to be waking up now
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Happy WC Anniversary, DS - Have a great day!
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Suggestions on a postcard please!

Need a title for the, hopefully moving, song I just finished the first draft of...

 
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Whispers Of You Open in new Window. (13+)
No greater love has a woman or man... rev. 2.5
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10 hours, to change a few words around... And back again... My head hurts ,- I should sleep!
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OK ver. 1.7 and I think I'm happy with it... 30(?) hours start to finish, now I just have to set it go music.

Still needs a title people - puhleeeeeease!!

Titles are not my forte... I wonder if shatGPT (not a typo) will have any 'ideas'.
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One hundred portfolio items *CheckGr* - yay?
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I was reading a food hacks book earlier, and thought the "Cheat's Pizza" looked interesting.

I haven't got round to trying it, yet — I'd have to go shopping first. But if anyone fancies giving a try and letting me know what it's like that'd be grand!

 Cheat's 'Pizza' Open in new Window. (ASR)
When you don't want to turn the oven on...
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Live and learn (things they never taught us that in school)

In Elizabethan England, "Nothing" was slang for a lady's private parts... Gives a whole new slant to "Much Ado About Nothing!" *Blush*
Could you please look at "Colors of Chiang Mai (OrangeSeaAtSunset)Open in new Window. [13+]. I'll be adding and revising this week. I need to know whether my characters are vivid and believable. I've lived in Isaan (Udon Thani) so I'll incorporate what I've learned about the roles of family and friends. I add footnotes but popnotes/dropnotes may be better. It follows "The waves below, the stars aboveOpen in new Window. [13+] where "something has been lost" (it needs fleshing out) with "something lost has been found". There could be connecting stories in between but... that's for another day. This needs to stand on its own.

As a multi-lingual traveler who has lived outside of my original comfort zone its hard to write for readers at WDC, many who are mono-lingual and mono-cultural. Fortunately, WDC is not my ultimate audience.
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