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Fly 12 hours, land 3 hours later... Yeurg
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Two and a half days wasted sitting in planes (and around airports), but hey I'm most of the way there.

Whether or not I'm still breathing in another 14 hours is another question entirely.
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(But, all being well, I'll be arriving just in time for lunch - priorities, right?)
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Me and my big mouth... Small delay, the train caught on fire.

Still, nice place to be stranded and everyone looks to be ok.
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Amused pedant mode: If I buy an audiobook, and the boilerplate says it can't be played for an audience without written permission, can I actually listen to it (as an audience of one)???
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Well that was new... 'verification required' to load the page... took a few attempts to get past (answering the question as asked) as, for example, 'pick the space shuttle' didn't have any space shuttles to choose and 'Yes' wasn't accepted as a valid answer to 'Is $number odd or even?' :/
That means you've been automatically signed out on a different page. I spent ten minutes running through captchas once trying to view an Award Icon before I realized I'd been accidentally logged out.
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It doesn't take much to confuse me at times, but does anyone else have a disconnect between this headline and the story?

"Man granted special invite-only Australian visa!"

And;

Man granted 'special invite-only visa' 4 months after applying and...

If it's invite-only, how is it even possible to apply?
Perhaps he applied for a regular visa, and for whatever reason the requirements etc have been waived and he has been offered the invite-only visa instead.
1. The lucky recipient: "I have a cat and he still needs convincing."
2. vuln is now a word? Guess so... and for awhile.
3. Aus is open for 'special' people, closed for refugees.
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Adherennium Author Icon - Good thought, though the article did state he applied for this specific 'special' visa and, while the application was being processed, he did something 'techy' after which the application was granted.
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Good Christmas. Merry morning.

Or something like that.
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For your amusement - and demonstrative of the way my brain works when dealing with poorly phrased/thought out survey questions:

Q:How could $company improve their consistency?
A:Make their product (yoghurt) thicker.

Q:Name two companies you associate with transparency?
A:Anglian (who make windows) & Anne Summers (who make lingerie)

Q: Write two sentences about the person you admire most.
A: They were human. They are dead.

Q: How, in your own words, could we eliminate poverty worldwide?
A: Kill everyone. No people = no poverty (absolute or relative).
Brutal but hard to argue with your answers. Well done.
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Hmm... definitions / word choices can lead to some interesting/unexpected outcomes.

According to Police Scotland's definitions (from yesterday's news) - there are biological women (who identify as women), who are men.

The news reported that Scottish law says rape (as opposed to sexual assault) involves the insertion of a penis without consent and, consequently, all rapists are men.

The logical conclusion from which being that: IF a woman has sex, by whatever means, with an unconsenting male (involving the penetration of his penis into her body) then she is a rapist, and a man by definition.

Not the cheeriest of subjects, I know, but the sheer madness (and the black space in my head) made me want to share.


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Addendum: Obviously, in practice, I doubt they actually follow down that logic rabbit hole. The law was written as such with good, and proper, intent as a number of male convicted rapists subsequently stated they now identified as women, expecting to treated as such in law (including being sent to female prisons).

Still...
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Sleep would be nice... Though it's nearly time to be waking up now
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Suggestions on a postcard please!

Need a title for the, hopefully moving, song I just finished the first draft of...

 
STATIC
Whispers Of You  (13+)
No greater love has a woman or man... rev. 2.5
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10 hours, to change a few words around... And back again... My head hurts ,- I should sleep!
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OK ver. 1.7 and I think I'm happy with it... 30(?) hours start to finish, now I just have to set it go music.

Still needs a title people - puhleeeeeease!!

Titles are not my forte... I wonder if shatGPT (not a typo) will have any 'ideas'.
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One hundred portfolio items *CheckGr* - yay?
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I was reading a food hacks book earlier, and thought the "Cheat's Pizza" looked interesting.

I haven't got round to trying it, yet — I'd have to go shopping first. But if anyone fancies giving a try and letting me know what it's like that'd be grand!

 Cheat's 'Pizza'  (ASR)
When you don't want to turn the oven on...
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Live and learn (things they never taught us that in school)

In Elizabethan England, "Nothing" was slang for a lady's private parts... Gives a whole new slant to "Much Ado About Nothing!" *Blush*
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