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A Derg Joke
What do you call a boat full of vampires?
A blood vessel!

Do you know about the molting habits of Solar Dragons?
Let's shed some light on the situation.
*FacePalm*
A Derg Question
Why do so many spooks have to be shown as either malevolent forces or entities that are trapped until someone helps them "move on"? Why can't an apparition just exist as a friend? I see no reason why such beings would be incapable of understanding love, friendship, etc. What kind of things would you do with a friend from the other side?
Weekday Picture

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Spud Author Icon - Dr. Ray Stantz encountered a very friendly ghost. Didn't look at all like Casper.
Spud  Author Icon
Humble Poet PNG - silent now. Author Icon - cool! I didn't know that.
         I also wonder why ghosts are so often depicted as being white in colour. Are there any ghostly women who aren't wearing white? Long, white dress; wedding dress; long, white nightgown. Usually soaking wet and hitching a ride on a dark, lonely stretch of road. That's a too-common description. Why do we not hear about spectres of brightly costumed clowns? Why no young mothers, bestained after feeding or changing an infant? Why no naturists? I mean, they're generally healthy, but come on! None of them ever leave this physical world?

         I actually know an entity who is trapped in this world until someone helps it move on. Me. I'm also aware that there are many people around who would love to help me 'move on' --- and a few who are actively working toward that goal.
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 The Derg-A Superhero Story Open in new Window. (E)
A dragoness as a superhero


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A Derg Comedy Video
This is a video of an America's Got Talent comedy routine in the tryouts. Even years later it remains one of my most favorite AGT comedy routines. PS. It might sound like the wrong video when you open the link but give it a minute to build up, the misdirection is part of the act. https://youtu.be/OxxVTBdtGhQ?si=6AcOUpt-z-tII-tC
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Hahaha! Loved that guy!
Oh, and this guy!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1inR2b7PS5M
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*the massive derg curls up in an armchair with his tail around him. He has a nice thick book with a cup of tea and cookies that he offers to share with others on the WDC newsfeed*
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In my humble opinion, you have achieved a state of nirvana. I envy you.
Humble Poet PNG - silent now. Author Icon - As a derg there are times that I think I do!
A Derg's Thankfulness
I want to say that I appreciate so many of you. My real family lives too far to see that much so I consider all my friends here at WDC as my second family. It feels so wonderful to be accepted here despite my eccentricities (especially the derg kind).

A great blessing to you all!
A Derg Question
We all have something that grosses us out. What grosses you out the most?

Weekday Picture
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Cucumbers
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Dissecting an eyeball. Can't explain why w/o violating the rating
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Showcase

I want to showcase the Tubi streaming site/app. It has a surprisingly good collection of shows. The best part? You don't have to create an account to use it! All you have to do is go to the site in your browser and you can immediately start searching and watching shows! You also can make a completely free account if you desire which offers enhancements like keeping track of where you are in your show, allowing you to add shows to lists for future viewing, and a more personalized recommendation experience.

Here's a show on the site to try out:


Witness the classic stories of Eric Carle adapted for the screen, featuring the beloved Very Hungry Caterpillar and other magical tales.
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No Sox with Sandals Author Icon - Yep. I use the Roku one myself.
Sadly does not work outside the US, at least for now. But since I am back until September I will have to check it out... Pluto TV is another great free service, as is Kanopy (available on line at your local library as well as Hoopla.
JCosmos Author Icon - Huh. Was not aware the service does not work outside the U.S. As for Pluto TV, that is my backup TV streaming app if I can't find anything on Tubi for my current mood.
A Derg Question
A lot of us tend to have a subject that we enjoy so much, it is more than just a mere hobby. What geeks you out?
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I love watching homesteading videos. I also love watching movie reviews, especially if it is a movie I love. Also like acapella music.
I'm a CourtTV buff
AmyJo-Downhill slide begins! Author Icon - I love acapella music, too, Amy Jo!
A Derg Question
You find a treasure chest and open it. What's inside?
When I opened mine, I found a muffin. A muffin! *Laugh*
Weekend Picture
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Spoons.
Dave  Author Icon
Strawberry shortcake!
Runaway animals from the Philadelphia ZO
The massive friendly Derg starts setting up the breakfast buffet in the Newsfeed. He then waits for customers.
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Will the fox walks up, buys a few pies, adds a Growth Potion to them before offering them to Friendly Neighborhood Derg Author Icon.
*Fox*~YIP~*Fox*
🐺Wolfkingdom🏰 Author Icon - Yani moans in pleasure as her body grows, increasing in size at a rate of an inch a second. After 5 minutes she now stands at 30ft tall. Her massive body heaves as she groans in ectasy. She uses her giant claws to pick up the fox and hugs him to her swollen chest. "MMMmm. Thanks for the growth honey bunch!"
Friendly Neighborhood Derg Author Icon - Hula dances using a oversized donut as a skirt, and cupcakes as makeshift bra.
A Derg Question
Today is international Picnic Day! What would you pack in a picnic?
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hot dogs,potato chips, pasta salad, juice boxes,and brownies
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Cheese puffs, a big old thing of Powerade(blue flavor), thick slices of ham, bread and cheddar cheese and some raw cut vegetables like cucumber carrots and broccoli.

Considering I'd most likely be hiking to wherever, fruit for desert. Of course I'd also need an ice pack to keep it all chilled.
Whatever else I pack, I'd pack some ant traps. *Wink*
A Derq Question
The new How To Train Your Dragon movie is out. What dragon species is your favorite (besides Toothless). This can be any dragon from the movies or shows. If you don't remember the name you can describe it.

Weekend Picture
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The Lollipop Dragon (elementary school filmstrip series) *DragonHeadR*
"Puff, the Magic Dragon" He lives by the sea, but gets too emotionally tied to playmates and has a breakdown when they leave or grow up.
Patron Of Lost Clauses
AbbyAG
Wordsmitty ✍️

Sorry for the confusion but I meant dragons solely belonging to DreamWork's How To Train Your Dragon franchise lore.
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A Derg Thought
Do sheep use their own wool for earplugs?
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Cotton is from plants. Sheep have wool. Hahaha!

Let me know if you want to edit this and need to know how. Though it may also draw more comments if you leave it as is. lol
Actually I think they use those little brown, round balls the rabbits leave behind.
I would assume so - After all, their own wool would be the most readily available solution.*Sheep*
A Derg Joke
I almost nicked myself with my razor this morning. Now that was a close shave!

Sheriff Gulp
Yani Waving Hi

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