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A Derg Theme Song
One of my favorite cartoon shows and probably the one with the catchiest song!
https://youtu.be/EcF2LOaLgA0?si=5QER6hDK_UgE8Xtk
A Derg Joke
What do you call a small insect that leaves his trash on the ground?

A Little Bug!
(try saying it out loud if it doesn't come to you right away)
A Derg Notice

Don't forget that ""Heart of a Derg" Appreciation MB Group" Open in new Window. is still available for donations and giving out "Heart of a Derg" MB upon request. Be sure to give both the name of the individual and why they deserve the MB so I can personalize the MB with a custom message.
Just so we're clear, what exactly is a derg?
I've just edited an item in my portfolio:
 Bigger Please? Open in new Window. (ASR)
A girl character from a book breaks the 4th wall & asks the author to make her a giantess.


This is another giantess growth story but down from an unusual perspective where character is aware of author and vice versa.
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A Derg Question
Our lovable viking Asterix is on another adventure with Obelix and Dogmatix. What are they doing this time?
PS. If you are not familiar with the comics you can just make up a general viking answer instead.
Weekday Picture
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Searching for gold and treasure in a dragon's lair and politely asking before taking.
Get some good treats for Dogmatix!
They found themselves on an island full of lovely ladies - hopefully someone remembers their vows.
A Derg Question
Everyone knows that the butler did it.
But what did he do?
Weekend Picture
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He welcomed all of Mr. Body's guests and prevented them from giving their right names.
Sung'manitu Author Icon - I always wondered "Who let the dogs out?" *Wink* So did others. That's a rap!
John  Author Icon
Using the owner's telephone, Earl, the butler, loved calling the owner's line and asking questions such as, "A girl fell off a 50-foot-tall ladder but did not get hurt. How come?"

All through the evening, Earl would snicker as he heard the owner and his wife argue about the answer.
A Derg Joke
A shepard came out to his flock one morning, only to discover that the sheep weren't baaing like usual. He fled the field screaming. Why?

It was the silence of the lambs...
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I ate a shepherds for dinner last night, the shepherd was not happy.
Hm... BBQ Lamb Chops anyone?
A Derq Question
Pooh may be a bear of very little brain, but he's also a bear of very great heart. What about Pooh do you love/remember best from the original adventures made by Disney?

Weekday Picture

The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Intro
https://youtu.be/xnsZUV1-oxs?si=IH91agtiQp4C81hj
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That would be his grumbly tummy and ongoing search for Hunny. *BigSmile*
The blustery day turning into a flood, and heffelumps and woozles music video.
He and Tigger were always friends even though every time Tigger saw Pooh, he tackled Pooh. That was one patient bear.
A Derg Question

What does the Smarter Than the Average Bear steal from picnics?

Weekend Picture
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The whole picnic.
He lifts the picnicers wallets, because he can use their credit cards to buy anything he wants without having to present i.d. to prove he's not a cartoon bear.
Humble Poet PNG and less Author Icon - I like this one! Very original!
Here's a classic catchy theme song that can really get stuck in your head.

https://youtu.be/ZZ5IWRz78DY?si=IpeLU3dtFDjedwb6

Uncle Gulp
Yani Takes a Cruise

If you like the above pictures, see all of them here: "Personal Derg Sigs" Open in new Window.
Talk Like Yoda Day it is!
According to https://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/fun/.
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Happy I am, this grand day.
A Derg Question
Fred is looking forward to dinner. What will it be?
Weekday Picture
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Tyrannosaurus Rex gizzard.
Stego-burger with BBQ T-Rex ribs,fried Pteradactlye Egg, and a granite cup of fizzy Pebble Soda.
Brontasaurus Burgers
Ok, be honest. Who here is enjoying my "A Derg Question" newsfeed posts?
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Not sure if this was one of them, but I liked the one about Sponge Bob and the beach. lol
I think it's fun!
Totally gets my mind going... With CHAOTIC ANSWERS!😂😂😂
A Derg Question

You just woke up. What is the last thing you want to hear?
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"Who are you!'
Someone rattling off a list of things that have to be done that day. Usually it is my muse and my inner critic.
"You're caregivers called out for the day."
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