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So it's Pie Toss Tuesday, the day we toss a Merit Badge at someone who was nice enough to play with us during the week. Tuesday to Monday. Yes, we have a peculiar time/space concept.
But hey! We're Ninja Monkeys, and for us, every day is Friday, and it's always Five o'clock on Monkey Island.

So hoist your mug of frothy Root Beer and join us in a toast to Dave Author IconMail Icon!

Maybe as an added bonus, visit his portfolio, and mess around send him a nice review!

Do you want a shot at getting pied?

Today is a great chance to get two entries!

You will get an entry for Sharing This Post On YOUR Newsfeed ( Tag Ninja's United! . (Raw WriteML in Comments)
And you'll Get An Additional Entry for reviewing Dave and posting that {review:xxxxxx} here for the Ninja Monkeys to find. Now go make mischief!!
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SandraLynn Author Icon - Thanks!
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The Weekly Recap of the Doings on Monkey Island

This Mayhem Monday, we visited N.R.Nora's portfolio. She had some questions that we helped her pose to the WdC hive mind.
"Note: Today is MAYHEM MONDAY , a day where we searc..."

Tuesday, We Tossed a Pie at Dave Author IconMail Icon. We also asked people to offer him some reviews; Thank You SandraLynn and No Sox with Sandals!
"Note: So it's Pie Toss Tuesday, the day we t..."

On Wacky Wednesday, we decided to ask you a few questions and posted a survey; "A Ninja Monkey SurveyOpen in new Window.. We've received numerous responses; the survey is still open, and all the offers remain valid.
"Note: Today's Wacky Wednesday Newsfeed Challeng..."

Trinkey Thursday featured a Trinkey with a twist. We held the Trinkey Hostage until you answered our survey! (It was Richard ~ Looking for Luck!'s idea, sometimes he's sneakier than us Ninjas.)
"Note: So Here It Is Trinkey Thursday Already!! ..."

On Freaky Facts Friday, we asked if some monkeys were as fast as race horses. Many of you got the question right, but we'll do a Trinkey about it next Thursday!
"Note: Freaky Friday Facts Well, here's toda..."

Then there was the Offer You Shouldn't Refuse! You can read about it here "A Big Thank You to Some VSPsOpen in new Window.


Watch This Space For A BIG GRAND REOPENING coming SUNDAY!!
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Freaky Friday Facts

Well, here's today's Fun Fact about Monkeys! It might be true or just a bunch of old banana peels!

Tell us what you think in an email to Ninja's United! Author IconMail Icon

Fun Monkey Fact: There are Monkeys that can run as fast as race horses

We also want to make sure everyone saw this important message last night "Note: We Need to Give a Big Thank You to Some Very S..."
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We Need to Give a Big Thank You to Some Very Special People

We've received numerous donations from members, and we can't thank them enough!

Our Wonderful Donors

Here is an Alphabetized List

Please check to see if you're on the list, and the Monkeys didn't mess up! If you believe you should be on the list, please email Richard ~ Looking for Luck! Author IconMail Icon so he can update it.

Now you might ask a few questions:

Why do I want to be on a Ninja Monkey List?

*Monkey* Welp, there's a brand new Merit Badge in the pipeline,
and if you're on this list, you're going to be among the first people to get it!

Wait! A Merit Badge? Can I still be added to the list?

*Monkey* As a matter of fact, You Can! From now until Midnight WdC time, on August 31st. You will get this Exclusive, Newly Minted Merit Badge for making Any Size Gift Point Donation! (We don't even have it yet.)

No Minimum Donation!!

So if you want a Merit Badge, you have,

[Refresh to load countdown.]

To send the Ninja Monkeys A Donation at the Banana Bank in "Ninja Monkey HeadquartersOpen in new Window. (Group # 2343071).
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Amethyst Angel 🌼 Author Icon - you sent us points on Jul 13, 2025 at 7:42pm, with a review. Anon-Y-Monkey keeps very good records!
Ninja's United! Author Icon - ahh, the reward for reviewing someone I never reviewed before! Yes, but that means your MB is owed to The StoryMaster Author Icon *Wink*
YIPE!!
So Here It Is Trinkey Thursday Already!!

But this Trinkey Thursday has a twist —

Yesterday, we posted this survey "A Ninja Monkey SurveyOpen in new Window.

Everybody who answered our survey got today's Trinkey AND 200 Hundred Gift Points

The good news is you can still get yours – just go answer the survey, and Richard will send you stuff!!

No worries if you've already answered. If you share this on your Newfeed, we'll (by 'we', we mean Richard) send you another 200 GP's! Be sure to tag Ninja's United! so that we see it!!
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Only one problem. *Laugh* My inbox is full.
Shared.
Today's Wacky Wednesday Newsfeed Challenge!

Today, the Ninja Monkeys want to make it easy on you. They have five questions, which they've created a survey for.

Here's the link to the survey:

 
SURVEY
A Ninja Monkey Survey Open in new Window. (E)
What Should The Ninjas Do?
#2345545 by Ninja's United! Author IconMail Icon


Click on it and choose Yes Or No — the first four questions are Required, the fifth is optional.
(We dare you to click YES on number five!)

Every Response Gets 200 Gift Points, and a Ticket in The Pie Toss Tuesday Dice Roll for a Merit Badge
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I think you mean the first 5 are optional, because Question 5 has an (R).
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Today is MAYHEM MONDAY,
a day where we search out and pester a member by messing up reviewing something in their portfolio.

We decided to bother feature a Newbie today, so we scoured the site and found N.R.Nora Author IconMail Icon
Who has some questions we found interesting!

"Need suggestions for namesOpen in new Window.

We asked Richard to answer for us, since we sometimes can't remember our own names ...

He made some suggestions, but maybe some of you could help Nora out, also?

Post your suggestions in the comments, and get a Pie Toss Entry, and 200 Banana Peels!
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I have suggested a name and she did like it as well..
Octanium

Ayrena would be close.
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Ninja's Freaky Friday 8/15/2025

Remember!! You Must Answer Via Email. Please Do Not Respond In The Comment Section!

Just Click on the Envelope: Ninja's United! Author IconMail Icon

Sassy Capuchin Monkey sticking its tongue out!

Is the following factoid true or false?

Capuchins use a natural form of bug repellent.

Correct Answers Win 300 Gift Points!

Pie Toss Tuesday Eligibility

Are you on The Pie Toss Tuesday Eligibility List?

*Monkey* If you are, that means you are entered in a dice roll for an exclusive Merit Badge to be awarded on Tuesday!
*Monkey* What are you not on the list? That's an easy fix!
*Monkey* Everyone who interacts with the Ninja Monkeys this week gets one listing. Interact in any way!!
*Monkey* Can I get on more than once? Yes!!!! If you share a Ninja Monkey Message on the Newsfeed, you get an Entry for Every Share
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Mail sent.
Mail sent.
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Today, We Discovered We Had 56 FANS!!

Yea!!!


So Ya' Know Why We Did?

We raided the piggy bank and sent every one of our fans a Merit Badge — just 'cause we could

That's what happens when you fan a Ninja Monkey
(well, when we aren't being pesty, annoying, maddening, or bothersome).

Ninja's United! Author IconMail Icon — Make Sure To Click Heart Until It Looks Like This *HeartY*

Please Share The Ninja Monkey's Message –
All Shares Get A Ticket Or An Extra Ticket In The Pie Toss Tuesday Merit Badge Dice Roll!!
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Thank you!
Thank you!
I love my badges! But, I don't need no sticken badges! But, I love my badges!
Wow, cool! Love the Kangaroo trinket! Thanks.
Ninja? You gave me another badge: Number 1 Fan??

You are too generous. Or maybe I am your only fan?
What badge do you want?????
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Mast for Trinkey Thursday

Yesterday's Wacky Wednesday question was about whether Kangaroos could jump in all directions, so here's today's trinkey with the answer:



“Some people call it Thursday, I like to call it Friday Eve.” — Unknown

We don't know who said it either — But it sounds like something the Ninja Monkey Party Planner would say!


Here's the current list of Authors in line to get a Banana Cream Pie Merit Badge tossed at them. Are You On It?

Pie Toss Tuesday Eligibility

Getting there is easy; interact with a Ninja Monkey, that's all you have to do! Richard ~ Looking for Luck! will take care of the rest!
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Thank you for the trinket.
Thank you! *Smile*
Thanks...I woulda never known! I just assumed jumping meant all directions, like they were controlled by a joystick. An old Atari one. *Laugh*
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Remember All Answers must be submitted to Ninja's United! Author IconMail Icon email.
Just click that envelope!

Alright?!? Who stole our "Chunky Monkey Banana CookiesOpen in new Window.?


We had dozens of them yesterday, and now they're all gone!

Looks like we're going to have to hire some security to guard Monkey Island —

Maybe we need some chiwowwas ChaChawamas of those tough little dogs that are guarding Andre's Banana Bar.

Wait! We've got it!

We're going to hire some kangaroos — yeah, that's the ticket, Kangaroos!

While we're on the subject of 'Roos, here today's Wacky Wednesday Challenge

Kangaroos are formidable opponents; their strong legs allow them to jump in any direction.

Is that statement true or false?

Todays Reward? Oh. Yeah, We Promised a reward.

Any Answer gets 200 GPs
Correct Answer gets 300 GPs
Funny Answer That Makes Us Snort Root Beer Outta Our Noses gets 500 GPs


Remember, All Answers must be submitted to Ninja's United! Author IconMail Icon email,
just click that envelope!

Pie Toss Tuesday Eligability List


Remember! If you want us to toss a pie (Merit Badge) at you, you have to interact with us!
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Ninja's United! Author Icon - Love it! ...*Witch*
I'm gonna say false. 'Roos may only jump forwards. They cannot back track. They prefer the path of least resistance, the fast track.
ⱲєbⱲitϚћ WDC's 25 Author Icon - We tried to toss the image to you — but your settings threw it back at us
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YEA!! It's Pie Toss Tuesday!

We compiled a list of Authors who interacted with us last week, threw it against the wall to see who stuck (Okay, we used a dice roll).

This week's sticker was Hades.

We raided Richard ~ Looking for Luck! closet and found this badge:

Invalid Merit Badge #431261 (Okay, He Still Gave a Wrong Number ... No Bananas For Richard)

Remember, you too can be a victim winner on Pie Toss Tuesday, all you have to do is:

*Monkey* FAN US Please, we love to pester our fans!
*Monkey* Interact with us on the Newsfeed in any way, take our challenges, answer our questions, review something we did. ANYTHING gets you entered in the dice roll. We'll even enter you if you correct our grandma.
*Monkey* Make us Laugh, Ninja Monkeys love to laugh!

Please Note: No Guinea Pigs were injured during this Pie Toss
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A Joke

Why did the ninja monkey always get invited to parties?

Because he was bananas about spreading joy and could always sneak in some fun! 🐒🥷🍌
I can't say I've ever corrected a ninja monkey grandma before.
We just found out the Lilli ☕ trades Cookies for Coffee, so we're in the kitchen whipping up a double batch of these

 
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Chunky Monkey Banana Cookies Open in new Window. (E)
Cookies For Lilli
#2345129 by Ninja's United! Author IconMail Icon


Put up the pot, Lilli. We're on our way!
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