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Notes by partyof5, in chronological orderNotes by partyof5
It's Good Friday and time for my annual 16-mile walk into the wilderness. The forecast is actually good this year. Amazing. It is a deeply spiritual day, but also one where I gather moose poop since there is usually plenty to be had in this area.

Here's to a blessed Easter weekend and a bountiful moose dropping harvest. May all your poop be plentiful as well.

"Father, into your hands I commit my spirit." Luke 23:46
Made the big switch today. Traded my Droid for the iPhone 5, my first-ever Apple product purchase. I feel like such a traitor.
I feel such shame. But it is the start of Easter week and I will seek forgiveness for my sins. I think there's an app for that.
I weep at the loss of yet another Droid bailer. I will admit my Droid can't compare the new iPhone, but at the same time, I am unwilling to dish out the cash to afford it. That, and I don't mind backing the horse that consistently comes in 2nd or 3rd instead of 1st.
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It's about time! Enjoy!!
I had a spider on my face today and it wasn't as much fun as you'd think.
Since I think it would be exactly zero fun, I'd think it'd be exactly as much fun as I'd think. *Laugh*
You would be correct! Haha.
What, no "maybe"???

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Yikes!
"Shoulder up your gun and whistle up your dog
Shoulder up your gun and whistle up your dog
Of to the woods for to catch a groundhog
Oh groundhog!"

Happy Groundhog Day.
We are having 6 more weeks of winter, how about you? *Wink*
I hope that's all!
The in-laws arrive tomorrow. As the Scarecrow once said, "Oh joy! Rapture!"
Using a foo foo voice while referring to an in-law can cause a serious vocal chord injury! And yes, Nada, the Facebookification of WDC is nearly complete.
Oh look....a chicken! ~sigh~ Another greatest hit from Party. Good times....good times. *Bigsmile*
I'll have to borrow that. *Wink*
Today is the day of the annual benefit golf tournament I play every year, followed by an evening outdoor concert. Probably my only round of golf for the summer. Supposed to be 99 degrees with possible t-storms. I'll remember the old joke....if caught in a lightning storm, hold up your one-iron because even God can't hit a one-iron.

Oh yeah...I don't own a one-iron. Hope I still exist tomorrow. It IS Friday the 13th.
While looking for a recipe my wife had saved online in her allrecipes.com account, I decided to check out her profile. "Food interests: Mexican, Salads, Kids."

Not sure whether to tell the children.
*Laugh*!!!
*Laugh* And kids today are so greasy and fatty!
We now have four generations of bananas on the counter. Dark wrinkly brown to greenhorn and everything in between. Life is like a banana
let it peel...
That is so....so 'Beatles', man. There will be an answer....let it peel....
My Dad called a hummingbird a 'belligerent bastard' today. I'm pretty sure that's the first time that's happened to a hummingbird in the history of the world.
Ha! You may be right.
With a little bit of stuffing, he'd make a fine Thanksgiving bird. Okay, a LOT of stuffing.
Saw two guys hitchhiking yesterday with a sign that read, "Won't Kill You." I didn't chance it.
One of my favorite things about Facebook: When a 'friend' has daily posts like, "I'm so @#$%ing mad right now. I've #@$%ing had it! Things are going to change starting now..."

Other friends reply, "Oh dear, what's wrong???"

"I don't want to talk about it."


*Rolleyes*

Or they threaten to unfriend everyone...or leave FB...oh, the drama!
My kids begged me to join. My grandkids will beg me to quit...if I'm still alive when they arrive.

When I 'like' the attention seekers post with no comment, does that mean I 'like' their misery? That's what I'm going for so I hope so.

Thank goodness for that drama! I was getting tired of morning reports of burnt toast and foot fungus.
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Exactly why I don't go to FB much. Maybe we should create our own FB drama...
I have the house all to myself this weekend. What's a suddenly and temporarily single man to do???
Girls are no fun.
The hated dandelion is welcome at my home. Come, my little yellow friend, and find refuge in my yard. Here you will find peace and acceptance for you are purdy in thine eyes.
Dandelion wine.
In the past few days, I've actually heard from two of those long-lost and vanished wdc souls I talked about in my last entry. If you blog it, they will come.
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