Psst.... Hey, over here... ... ...closer... ... ...Closer ... ...CLOSER... ... ...CLOSER... ... I SAID CLOSER DARVIT!! ... *hooks up a bunch of amps that are cranked up to eleven before grabbing a Mic and starts to sing loudly and extremely off key* !!~HAPPY BIRTHDAY~!! *suddenly a soundwave shatters all the glass in town except for your home, and a cake lands in your hands* ... "They got insurance for that, right?" ... "Ooh, cake~!!" |