Hi Lilandra!
It's my 100th review... I posted yesterday I had a 100th review, but nope, it wasn't the case (just proves how hard I suck at maths).
Great piece of comedy, really! Now believe or not, the first thing of comedy genre that really made me ROTFL in here (except my own stuff, of course). Now let's get straight to the point; you wrote you wanted critique.
Beginning - many names in a short time. I needed to re-read to get that Lene was your name; at first I believed you got a letter from someone named Lene, and the narrator said she was lucky being in rainy London. Very soon it was cleared out, but still confusing for a moment. Maybe mentioning name here isn't necessary (soon you reveal the gender of narrator in Celine Dion's line). Or doing it in another way, at least.
Very well done with the way you introduce Sean as gay, this is so helpful later on.
You have some typos, I believe in words "library" and "alright". Just spellcheck.
Not sure if you need such a long description of Ryan there. Hmm, maybe you do since it's not only comedy but also romance/love genre. Sorry, skip it ;) I would only suggest you changing "missing like crazy". Find a better metaphore, like a "mad cow" or whatever. You used "like crazy" already.
I would suggest renaming Ilse. The name is great, but doesn't read too well (blame the keyboards and fonts)
This is my main pain and why you are getting such a low rate for this delicious piece: Why on Earth didn't you scream: "It's not my baby!" when speaking to Ryan? Also, how do we know for how long Ryan was in London? You should mention it before. You needed time to get pregnant. Later, why didn't you at least shout after Ryan had run out? You didn't chase him, because the baby started to cry - it's okay. Then, why didn't you try to contact him by phone? You soooo missed him and then didn't even care? I know it's for the comical effect. Just like in horrors the victim tried to get through the door which is always locked. But there are some easy solutions that will make your actions reliable: tried to call, but he didn't pick up or so.
Now, I should probably point out what I liked the most. But the thing is, I liked many of the lines: the dialogues, the comments, the idea, the character development (Ellen, lol!). You talked about many people here and didn't get lost with it. But like I warned on my forum, I would be chasing the not consequent plots and cheap effects. If you decide to work on it a bit, I will gladly give you big fat 5.0.
It was a huge pleasure for me to review your item, I wish I was getting being asked for reviewing of more so entertaining pieces!
hugs,
Nathii
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