THOSE COLLEGE DAYS

A college student attempts to impress his professor while going through a lunch line.

While going through the student union lunch line, I overheard this conversation between a professor and a young sophmoric student. By the looks of the professor, he just wanted to procure his meal,sit his weary self down, eat and relax. "Sir, in retrospect to today's lecture do you think parameters are relative?" The professor replied, "Right now I don't know parameter from iambic pentameter...and, after all, we all have relatives.