Snow

When it snows
Then I goes
To Florida where
The painted Hos
Live in Miami
And don’t wear jammies
And have bathing suits
that show their fannies.

But here in Ohio
It snows why-oh-why-o?
And makes brown slush
That makes me cry-o
When Santa comes
He gets numb buns
Because the snow
Falls down in tons.

Now I like sleds
My sled is red
But I fell off
And cracked my head
So snow is poo
I lost my shoe
I wish I was
A kangaroo.

They say in school
Don’t be a fool
Snow maple syrup candy
Makes you drool
But when I try it
No one will buy it
Cause it won’t get hard
So just start a diet.

The snow was froze
But then the sun goes
And hits my roof
And icicles grows
They are long and pointy
Like Uncle Ned’s goatee
And taste like dirt
I want some hot chocolate.

Each flake of snow
Is different so
Who looks that close
I want to know?
My magnifier glass
Is here in my pants
But its more fun for
Burning up ants.
In the summer.
Snows a bummer.