Brokeback Mountain Didn't Win

Brokeback Mountain Didn’t Win

To the tune of “Old McDonald Had a Farm” (sort of)


Brokeback Mountain didn’t win
Oh oh oh oh no.
But the movie Crash instead
Oh that freakin blows

And Reese Witherspoon,
Who smiles like a goon
Did they call her reese cup
Back in school?

Brokeback Mountain didn’t win,
Oh oh oh oh no!

Joaquin Phoenix didn’t win
But he should have done it
It's pronounced ‘Wah-KEEN’ and not ‘Jock-WINN’
Who would have thunk it?

Syriana, what is that?
Constant Gardner makes me gag,
Capote, Trans America,
Where’s Harry Potter?

Brokeback Mountain Didn’t win
Oh oh oh oh no!