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by Annie Author IconMail Icon
Rated: 18+ · Lyrics · Comedy · #1137285
I have no idea where this came form...(paint fumes?)
Me hat, I wear to hide me hair,
Me shoes to hide me feet,
And if you try to steal me gold
Your maker you will meet!

I'll dance a jig upon your skull
Your bones apart will be
I'll use them in the potluck stew
I cook for mum and me!

Oh, I'm a leprechaun you see
You're standing on me toes!
You'd best leave off me blarney stones
Or I'll shove them up your nose!


I'll take me stick, give you some licks
I'll beat you to a pulp,
And then I'll pour you in me glass
And chug you in one gulp!

I'll bend me rainbow 'round your head
It's brilliant stripes you'll wear,
Then plant you in me flowerbed
To paint me roses there!

Yes, I'm a leprechaun you see
Look! A four leaf clover.
When you bend down to take a peek
I'll kick you right on over!


Me lucky charm, I'll up your rump
Just like me army boot,
And Lady Luck will turn and run
When you let rip a poot!

Hurry! Try to catch me now,
So you can have a go,
Me gold is bright and shiny new
And always likes the show!

For I'm a leprechaun you see,
Me greed outweighs me gold,
I'd sooner shove you in the drink
Than share a piece of mold!




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