I have no idea where this came form...(paint fumes?) |
Me hat, I wear to hide me hair, Me shoes to hide me feet, And if you try to steal me gold Your maker you will meet! I'll dance a jig upon your skull Your bones apart will be I'll use them in the potluck stew I cook for mum and me! Oh, I'm a leprechaun you see You're standing on me toes! You'd best leave off me blarney stones Or I'll shove them up your nose! I'll take me stick, give you some licks I'll beat you to a pulp, And then I'll pour you in me glass And chug you in one gulp! I'll bend me rainbow 'round your head It's brilliant stripes you'll wear, Then plant you in me flowerbed To paint me roses there! Yes, I'm a leprechaun you see Look! A four leaf clover. When you bend down to take a peek I'll kick you right on over! Me lucky charm, I'll up your rump Just like me army boot, And Lady Luck will turn and run When you let rip a poot! Hurry! Try to catch me now, So you can have a go, Me gold is bright and shiny new And always likes the show! For I'm a leprechaun you see, Me greed outweighs me gold, I'd sooner shove you in the drink Than share a piece of mold! |