Got A Strange Look

Strange looks came my way while on a walk (For Writer'sCramp)

Got A Strange Look

I went for a walk down the street;
Got a strange look from all I'd meet.

I ran my fingers through my hair;
Thought a bug might be riding there.

There was nothing that I could feel,
Looked for T. paper on my heel.

From my left more laughter arose;
Checked for a booger on my nose.

I began to feel a cool draft,
Was quite windy both fore and aft.

In the window, saw at a glance,
I'd forgotten to wear my pants.

Then the strange looks were understood,
I ran for home fast as I could.

I was so glad when I got there,
Found my pants were on the green chair.

I quickly put them on and then,
I went for a walk once again.