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Rated: 18+ · Poetry · Comedy · #1176580

Adult humour

Caught in the act - A bit on the side

The screech of tyres on the gravel drive
Get under the bed she screamed, I dive
He’s back the scheming bastard, she cried
I’m having a rest in bed, she lied.

Under the covers all happy, inflated
Under the bed all dust, deflated
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