A-HA! I caught ya red-handed! There's really not much back here, a page from an old Book of Shadows, and the lingering musk of my infamous Love Potion Number 47. Gotta keep my good stuff in the back, ya know?
Besides, everyone knows you can't put a love spell on anyone but yourself--that would violate free will, harm none, and host of other rules. Witches and Pagans have ethics, ya know!