An Alpha Poem?

Written for Mother of All Poetry contests

An Alpha poem? Sounds like a
Big challenge. I'll try. My day's been drab.
Come up with a topic..
Darn! drawing a blank so far, this is starting out bad.
Eventually, a subject has to surface.
Feeling confident I'll think of
Good subjects, I keep writing.
Hey! maybe I could write about fish.
I don't really like fish, maybe fungi?
Jeeze! I know, I'll write about O.J,
Kleenex, and the essentials you need when you are sick.
Lame, I know. Oh well,
Maybe describe a summer storm?
No not good, I'm back to square one again.
Other people write poems like this so
Perfectly. All my ideas are crap.
Quit while you're ahead, I say, cause nothing ends with Q.
Racing thoughts keep me typing for
Some reason. There has
To be a good idea, I can't
Understand my lack of creativity. Do You?
Veins pop out on my forehead. I need an IV
With some extra strength brain food, now.
X-rays of my brain will probably show a hex
Yeah, that's it. Somebody thinks this is funny.
Zapping my brain cells, turning my highly intelligent brain into fuzz.