My Favorite Dumb Blond Joke

My sister Ellie was born a natural blond. Her sweet disposition made up for her innocent naivety. She could always make people laugh without knowing why. Sometimes she would become just plain dumbfounded. At a young age she married a farmer from a neighboring town. When planting season rolled around, before he left for work one day, he asked:

"Do you think you could plant the cucumbers for me?" Then told her they must be planted in hills.

She reassured him that she would. Upon his arrival home, later that day, he noticed that the packs of cucumber seed still lay on the kitchen counter.

"How come you didn't plant the cucumbers?" He asked.

Ellie looked up at him sweetly and replied:

"I couldn't find any hills!"



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