Drunk

Just something funny about being tipsy. Pantoum poem.

Not you again!
What are you doing here?!
Go away, my friend
Leave me to my beer!

What are you doing here?!
Looking so smug
Leave me to my beer!
I must be tipsy because you resemble a pug

Looking so smug
I tried to threaten you
I must be tipsy because you resemble a pug
I need to use the loo

I tried to threaten you
Go away, my friend!
I need to use the loo
Not you again!!