Written for the Spamslingers! |
Spam ZaniLa! I know a good way to snag gift points, Jump in a big can of spam! This jellied meat, a gag worthy treat, Making farts that make others say DAMN! We’ve made friends, we laughed, we cried, we gagged In homage of this pink sludge, A gag worthy treat, this jellied meat Is it Spam? Or a big slab of fudge? Speaking of fudge, is fudge on the floor? Or is that a large dog turd? This jellied meat, a gag worthy treat It’s the leftover thanksgiving bird! The dogs ate the carcass from the trash It didn’t agree with them A gag worthy treat, this jellied meat It appears to be fudge mixed with phlegm. It stuck in the tread of my Sketchers™ I tracked it across the floor This jellied meat, a gag worthy treat, I called my dog everything but whore. But I digress, I’m supposed to be Writing a Spam ZaniLa, A gag worthy treat, This jellied meat, If you don’t like it, then Lah-Tee-Dah! |