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Rated: 18+ · Preface · Food/Cooking · #1354461
Written for the Spamslingers!
Spam ZaniLa!

I know a good way to snag gift points,
Jump in a big can of spam!
This jellied meat, a gag worthy treat,
Making farts that make others say DAMN!

We’ve made friends, we laughed, we cried, we gagged
In homage of this pink sludge,
A gag worthy treat, this jellied meat
Is it Spam? Or a big slab of fudge?

Speaking of fudge, is fudge on the floor?
Or is that a large dog turd?
This jellied meat, a gag worthy treat
It’s the leftover thanksgiving bird!

The dogs ate the carcass from the trash
It didn’t agree with them
A gag worthy treat, this jellied meat
It appears to be fudge mixed with phlegm.*Sick*

It stuck in the tread of my Sketchers™
I tracked it across the floor
This jellied meat, a gag worthy treat,
I called my dog everything but whore.

But I digress, I’m supposed to be
Writing a Spam ZaniLa,
A gag worthy treat, This jellied meat,
If you don’t like it, then Lah-Tee-Dah!

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