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Rated: E · Poetry · Comedy · #1364858

A humorous look at looking for things

How to Find Lost Things in Your Room


Use an x-ray machine
Start burning junk till you find it
Use a metal detector
Keep a blood hound around
Give up and wait till you see it
Go out and get a new one
Bribe little brothers to find it
Call in Search and Rescue
Hope for a miracle
Or
Keep the place clean
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