Letters

Letters

O.J. Simpson

O.J., why did you play aaaalll that football? And star in those Naked Gun movies?....when all you REALLY wanted to do was kill your wife?

Jesus

I noticed you haven’t returned any of my phone calls or respond to any of my emails. Did I do something wrong? I thought about it last night and if it’s because I punted that puppy last summer, I had good reasons….he was barking and smacking him in the face just didn’t work as well as I had hoped. Can we talk about it?

Candice Bergen

What is up boyfriend? Don’t worry. I won’t tell. It stays with me and Kathleen Turner only. *wink

Rusell Oliver

I’m afraid you’re a robot, living off of gold to survive. Once I tell everyone, you’re going to be sorry. OH YEAH!