"Traumatized" parody of "Apologize"

"Traumatized" parody of "Apologize" by OneRepublic
by Megan Morgan

I’m sitting in my room,
Got my roommate hanging around.
I’m hearing what she’s saying but I just don’t make a sound.
She asks me “What’s on TV?”
Then she says “I’ll just find out.”  but wait
I say, “I’m watching Grey’s Anatomy.”
She changed the channel anyway.

It’s too late to apologize. It’s too late.
I said it’s too late to apologize. It’s too late.

My roommate likes to dance, she went out
Got in after two.
And I needed to sleep. I had an eight a.m.
What can you do?
She brought home this guy named Fred-
He asked, “Is this ok?”
“Baby, she won’t hear a thing so let’s get it on.”
I’m so afraid.

It’s too late to shut my eyes. It’s too late.
I said it’s too late to shut my eyes. It’s too late.

Bridge

It’s too late to apologize. It’s too late.
I said it’s too late to shut my eyes. It’s too late.
It’s too late to apologize. It’s too late. Yeah.
I said it’s too late to apologize. It’s too late. Yeah

“I’m watching Grey’s Anatomy. Bitch, put the remote down.”