Missed Connections

Missed Connections (Based on a true story)


Location: Gramercy Park
Time: April 17th, 5pm

I was the jogger running around the park in a t-shirt and shorts with my headphones on.

You: walking in the opposite direction completely naked.

You: walking down the street confident and vulnerable.
Me: trying not to stare at your junk.

You: tall handsome flawless with the air of a successful businessman without the suit.

Me: intrigued, embarrassed, wondering if it would be inappropriate to slip my business card in your butt crack.

You: picked up by the local authorities.

Me: left with a missed encounter.

If this finds you, I hope are paths cross again.
Call me, I'll cover the bail.