Robo-ma-who-zit

A poem about the most awesome toy ever conceived.

It whimpers,
It whines,
It comes in a box!

It jitters,
It jumps,
It throws tomahawks!

It gazes,
It gawks,
It beams laser eyes!

It cloaks,
It conceals,
It can change its disguise!

It bounces,
It bounds,
It’s the best of toys!

It fights,
It feuds,
It’s only for boys!

It punches,
It pounds,
It refuses to fall!

It shocks,
It stuns,
It’s a mystery to all!

It flounders,
It fails,
It’s suddenly appalled!

It disappears,
It departs,
It’s sadly recalled!