Witchcraft |
In the history of this great democracy never has there been such an upswelling of the electorate. A faery has been elected President of the United States. Winkin began her grass roots campaign as a write in canidate; "A vote for a Faery is a vote for rainbowed colored clouds and good drink and meal!" There was a question of Winkin's citizenship, which she quickly dismissed; "I knew Amerigo Vespucci. I told him about this land of plenty. We shared a plate of lasagne!" When asked about her age she laughed, "Start at zero and end there too." Faeries are immortal and do not bother to count their years. Her foreign policy is bazzaar; "There is an inconceivable enchantment around a man's head. I will play my flute for pink bathed moonlite and fill the dreams of men with joy." Barbera West, a reporter for a Florida network, ask if this was Witchcraft. Winkin smiled from pointed ear to ear; "What hex is there in grey nichelled eyes in the moonlite? What enchantment comes from the colors of fall leaves? How yougn and shy are the old beckoning spells of love and tears?" Barbera broke down in tears. Winkin flew from the poduim and kissed her on both cheeks; "All are equal in their dreams. Come out of sleep and believe in love." Winkin first policy was to order that every citizen have bread and wine and the meat of their choice; "We shall break bread together and feast on the bounty of our land!" Winkin, although the smallest President, has become the most popular leader of our times. :) |