The Adventures of Klepto Man 2

          The Adventures of Klepto Man:
                                                    Happy Birthday
(all) Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      (Horse Gal)Aww thanks you guys!! You really didn’t have to throw me a in-office birthday party!!!(Kleptoman) And we really didn’t want to! But the union made us. So here we are.(horse Gal) Hooray for the union!!!( Klepto Man)The union also made us get gifts so here is something from all of us at the office.(Horse Gal) OMG!!! It’s a cookie basket with every cookie known to MANKIND!!!!!!!(KleptoMan)Don’t forget primates and pirates.(Horse Gal) How did you get cookies from pirates?(KleptoMan) The same way they get their treasure. They “borrow it”. By the way, when we were chipping in to buy you a gift I accidentally included you so feel free to pay me back any time!(Horse Gal)Ok?*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING*
(KleptoMan) Uh it’s the people that are doing something evil hot line ringing!!!!*note to self: shorten that to the hazard hotline.*(Horse Gal) YES!!! My first real mission!!!!!! (KleptoMan) And I bet it’s my arch enemy DAVID VON YIB YIB! (Horse Gal)Didn’t he retire like five years ago?(KleptoMan)!!!! So that’s why I hired him as the janitor and then totally forgot about it!!!(David Von Yib Yib) Um Hello im standing right next to you!!!!!!MWHAHAHAHA!(all) What’s with the evil laugh!!!!????(David Von Yib Yib) sorry it’s a habit.( KleptoMan)Well it’s an annoying habit. So splag.(David) Splag!(KleptoMan) Splag!(David) Splag!(Horse Gal) Um I hate to interrupt this idiot fest, but don’t we have to save the city!!(KleptoMan) So that’s what I was forgetting! KleptoMan awaaaaaaay!(Horse Gal)GlEEEEEEPNAGLORRRRRRRRRR! They fly into the ceiling and bump their heads multiple times until they finally realize that they can just use the front door.DUH! After the lack of common sense they spring into action and find the source of the distress call.(Horse Gal)This is the source of the distress call......Wait a second! That loser with a bag over his head is robbing the bank! Who are you?(BagMan) I am BagMan and I.....(KleptoMan) I don’t really care! KleptoMan swoops down to BagMan and grabs him.(KleptoMan) This punch is for justice!*punch*. And this punch is for me because I was gonna rob that bank later!*punch*. KleptoMan lets go of BagMan and starts flying away with Horse Gal Until........(                                      To be continued
Next time on: The Adventures of KleptoMan
Will Horse gal regain her memory?
-Will playing poker become illegal in Mexico, Guatemala, China, and the U.S. including Guam?
- Will fire hydrants and Canada ever get along?
-Should Kittens become a cause for concern
-Why am I asking you all of these questions, shouldn’t the author already know?