Stunts Gone Wrong

I'm probably the only person who prides myself on my harebrained schemes, stupid stunts and things just plain gone wrong. My friends and I talk about the things we did, things that probably could've went better.

Such as the first one, a simple thing, me and my friend during the Summer had nothing to do. It was too hot to really spend outside and too boring. So, with the ultimate boredom came the "Makeup Wars". We would walk into a store and go to the Makeup section. Grabbing the makeup, we started to stab at each other with bring red lip stick or with eyeshadow. When we were finished we had it all over us. Oddly enough, no one ever told us we couldn't. Actually, someone came up to us and said, "Wow, your friend is really good. She should become a makeup artist."
The girl wasn't sarcastic either. I don't know how she could say that. My face looked like a clown on crack.

This one is a stunt gone wrong. Close to my house is a park. In the park is a thing that turns... It doesn't look like it goes fast, but what with gravity and all. The pressure that pushes against your body makes it hard to stay on. I got my friend to turn me while I as on it, telling them never to stop unless I fall or tell them to. Well, as I went faster and faster; I blacked out. I came to it right in time to see my arms let go. How I managed to fall on my ribs I'll never really know. But, to make matters worst, when I fell on my ribs, I was still on the thing, so I flew. It was funny after 'cause nothing was broken or so I think...


Bets are something we do best. One of them was to see who could get kicked out of class in the most imaginative way possible. Doing handstands in a class isn't a smart idea nor is it to sing songs. (No one was working and the teacher wasn't doing anything) Luckily for me, she still kicked me out. I forget how my friend got kicked out though.



To be continued.