Pyramid Poems

Please note:  The ideas in these poems do not necessarily express my current opinions.







Pig

Unfit, crooked

Lounging, rooting, squealing

Oink! Oink! Bad cop, no donut!





Queen

Radiant, jeweled

Sparkling, performing, disturbing

Girlfriend! You do look good in drag!





Media

Untrustworthy, untruthful

Lying, cheating, fabricating

Hey Enquirer, there's a 500 lb. baby! fetch!





Men

Smooth, sex-driven

Wining, dining, ditching

Drive carefully! 90% of people are caused by accidents.





Barbie

Fake, ideal

Misleading, starving, vomiting

She's every girl's best friend, and nightmare.





Hell

Painful, enlightening

Burning, torturing, fulfilling

"If it's heaven for climate, it's hell for company!"