Time Machine - short comedy sketch |
INT. GARAGE. BOB HAS BUILT A TIME MACHINE AND IS REVEALING IT TO HIS PARENTS BOB: Well, here she is! 8 years of hard graft. FATHER: Took me longer than that to put me old motorbike back together. MOTHER: Are you sure it’s safe? FATHER: Should be. I went to the Isle of Man and back on it over the summer. MOTHER: No, Bob’s time machine, you fool. BOB: It’s perfectly safe, Mother, I swear. I have carried out a 5 thousand document risk assessment on it. I would not risk my life in there if I had even the slightest of doubt. In fact, it has been finished for a while now. I have called you both down here to witness its maiden voyage! MOTHER: (PETRIFIED) Oh no! I don’t know if I can bare to be here for this. FATHER: Calm down, darlin’. The boy knows what he’s doing. (TO BOB) Hey son, wanna borrow me leathers, just in case? BOB: No thank you, Father. That won’t be necessary. MOTHER STARTS CRYING AND FATHER PUTS HIS ARM AROUND HER FATHER: It’s ok dear, he knows what he’s doing. Think of all those University fees. (TO BOB) So, where are you off to son? BOB: I’m going back to when the story of man began to spend a few days exploring. BOB STEPS INTO THE TIME MACHINE BOB: I have set the machine to return me to the present day at 5 pm. So, Mother, make yourself a cup of tea and I’ll see you back here in just (LOOKS AT WATCH) oh, about half an hour from now. MOTHER: Noooo! FATHER: (HOLDING MOTHER BACK) Trust him, Dear. THE TIME MACHINE FLICKERS THEN VANISHES CUT TO: HALF AN HOUR LATER. MOTHER IS IN GARAGE CLINGING NERVOUSLY TO FATHER THE TIME MACHINE REAPPEARS THE DOOR OPENS OUT STEPS, NOT BOB, BUT A CAVEMAN! CAVEMAN: Well, he left the keys in it! END |