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A collection of quotes from the In & Outs of WDC. Now taking submissions. :-P
Occasionally I see something really, really, laugh-out-loud funny in an In&Out. Granted, that's the whole reason why I&Os exist, but I just thought I'd save some of the most hilarious for posterity. *Smile*

New! ... If anyone still bothers to read this, I'm now taking submissions for YOUR favourite quotes. Email them to me (you don't need to link the people like I've done, just give me the username and the quotes in question and I'll take care of it) but you will need to fork over the item ID. Titles change but IDs are forever. *Smile*

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: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
: 10-02-09 @ 9:37am
: Hey, can I join? According to my buttdar there are no butt attacks due for another 24 hours. We'll have plenty of time! Uh... what are we doing again?

: pentatonic Author IconMail Icon
: 10-02-09 @ 1:22pm
: ('Butt attacks'...)

: pentatonic Author IconMail Icon
: 10-02-09 @ 1:23pm
: (I have nothing else to say...)

: pentatonic Author IconMail Icon
: 10-02-09 @ 1:26pm
: (perhaps ever again...)

: pentatonic Author IconMail Icon
: 10-02-09 @ 1:27pm
: (*befuddled emoticon*)
--from "Invalid ItemOpen in new Window.


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spinsky says "*sings along to paramore in a towel* Oh... you guys are here... and my towel just fell off... and three prostitutes just ran from my room... uhhhh... screw it, it's EXACTLY what it looks like."
--from "Invalid ItemOpen in new Window.


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TSC Author Icon says "I thought only Penta was allowed to be PEdantic..."

Summer... who's she again? Author Icon says "Just because his name starts with PE doesn't mean he's got a monopoly on those words."

Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon says "Yeah, your name has to start with MO before you can have a monopoly. I've got a sting. And Autumn has autism. "

Mark Author Icon says "Wow, the funny just never ends. *Rolleyes*"

Summer... who's she again? Author Icon says "And Mark has marbles. Or, more accurately, doesn't."

Mark Author Icon says "They just slow me down."


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:: 'Ropa Author IconMail Icon
:: 10-13-09 @ 11:36pm
:: 'Ropa, being an active animal-protector/shelteress, may need to object to any potential cat swallowing.
--from "Steev's PlaceOpen in new Window.


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: Dad Author IconMail Icon
: 10-07-09 @ 10:15am
: I must be a little slow. All I know is "Klaatu barada necropolis...nicotine...uh, necktie...hmmm, oh wait, I know, nikto! Klaatu barada nikto."

: pentatonic Author IconMail Icon
: 10-07-09 @ 3:14pm
: *enters* WHAT did you call me?
--from "Invalid ItemOpen in new Window.


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Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon says "Hey, those were my relatives! *shows B&W photo of a family gathering*"

spinsky says "If they were your relatives, why did they all vote for large Anti-Steve posters?"
--from "Invalid ItemOpen in new Window.


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:: MoonMoth Author IconMail Icon
:: 10-03-09 @ 3:53am
:: Yeah, zombies are fun. I was behind one in line at the grocery store. We struck up a conversation about health care reform and Canadian otters.
--from "Steev's PlaceOpen in new Window.


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Friend of someone: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
Time:
04-02-09 @ 9:45am
Whatever they said: But the Ides of March has already passed. On a different train of thought: do you think girls or boys form closer friendships?

Friend of someone: Mr Zaborskii Author IconMail Icon
Time:
04-05-09 @ 1:14am
Whatever they said: Dark Angel, I thought stabbing (in the heart with a wooden stake) was one of the only ways to kill you. Steve, I think girls form closer friendships. They're always, you know, playing with each others' hair, talking about guys they like...

Friend of someone: Mr Zaborskii Author IconMail Icon
Time:
04-05-09 @ 1:19am
Whatever they said: ... giggling. You know, girly stuff? They're almost always hugging or crying together or doing something girly like that. That's gotta be close.

Friend of someone: Mr Zaborskii Author IconMail Icon
Time:
04-05-09 @ 1:19am
Whatever they said: Anyways, a guy has to have a fifteen foot radius around him at all times, thus eliminating the possibility of a CLOSE FRIENDSHIP by almost all definitions.


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Mark Author Icon says "It's okay, I created a fluff zone - now, anything that comes at me, invading the zone, turns to something fluffy and soft before it hits me. "

Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon says "Ha! Easily defeated. When Buck Rogers had to deal with a fluff zone he simply catapulted 100 bunny rabbits into it. The zone went insane trying to fluff so many things that were already fluffy."
--from "Invalid ItemOpen in new Window.


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TSC Author Icon says "If HE'S the loyalist member of the Imperium, I'd say within the next four seconds everyone will rebel. *fours seconds later a call rings on his phone* Yeah? Creator he... Alright... *hangs up* That was the Emporer. Everyone just revolted. "


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"Abandon the lifeboat! It's attracting sharks!" -- Coal Author IconMail Icon
--from "Invalid ItemOpen in new Window.


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: Dad Author IconMail Icon
: 11-14-09 @ 9:21am
: I think with sum uv tha prahblims eye hav wit speling, eye mae hav takn tha clas. Hel, eye mite eben teech it!

: TSC Author IconMail Icon
: 11-14-09 @ 9:43am
: Wow. There are so many spelling errors in that sentence if you could harness the power of mistakes you could power the whole planet for a year.
--from "Invalid ItemOpen in new Window.


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pentatonic Author Icon says "Go Jetstream! *kisses the shell of his conflict-resolution turtle**tosses Jetstream down the race course*"


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: Dad Author IconMail Icon
: 11-14-09 @ 4:42pm
: I hit the backspace key so often, occasionally it hits back.
--from "Invalid ItemOpen in new Window.


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TSC Author Icon says "So Elephants really CAN fly!!! I KNEW IT! TAKE THAT UNIVERSITY OF KAZWAZILAND!"

Summer... who's she again? Author Icon says "*rolls eyes* You can see why he got kicked out."

Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon says "First student to get booted out of UK since the founding."

Summer... who's she again? Author Icon says "Kazwaziland is in the UK? Must be somewhere near Birmingham."

catty Author Icon says "Isn't that in Alabama?"

TSC Author Icon says "AHA! This proves my OTHER theorum correct! The United Kingdom AND Alabama are ACTUALLY THE SAME PLACE! TAKE THAT NOBEL PEACE PRIZE COMMITTEE!!"


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Battler: TSC Author IconMail Icon
: Hours: 11-12-09 @ 10:24pm
: TSCus knew someone had to help intervene in the situation. So he did what any self-respecting deity does. Wait for a lawyer.
--from "Battle 101Open in new Window.


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: Dad Author IconMail Icon
: 11-17-09 @ 11:17pm
: I'm amazingly sexy for my age. ('Course, for my age, the ability to stand may be considered sexy. Dad's not exactly a spring chicken any more.)
--from "Invalid ItemOpen in new Window.


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Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon says "I'm so anti-anthropomorphic that even Mickey Mouse gets down on all fours and scurries around looking for cheese when he sees me coming."


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: Summer... who's she again? Author IconMail Icon
: 11-15-09 @ 10:29am
: Well, yes, I suppose so. Now here's a challenge: post without the letter E.

: TSC Author IconMail Icon
: 11-15-09 @ 10:51am
: I saw a book that is 50,000 words long and had no "e" in it. You will also not find it in this post.
--from "Invalid ItemOpen in new Window.


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Battler: Summer... who's she again? Author IconMail Icon
Hours: 11-16-09 @ 6:33pm
: Unbeknownst to our heroes Pentus, TSCus, Shmerl and Autumnus, Stevus was actually a spy for the O.R.M., and was secretly planning to...

Battler: pentatonic Author IconMail Icon
Hours: 11-16-09 @ 8:25pm
: ...audition for American Idol.
--from "Battle 101Open in new Window.


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pentatonic Author Icon says "U_U"

Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon says "Is that supposed to be an old lady's breasts?"


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pentatonic Author Icon says "What's wrong with having a strange man enter your home at night wearing an eccentric red suit and leaving you strange packages?"

Summer... who's she again? Author Icon says "Everything."


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Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon says "Welcome to SC, home of world-famous politicians like Mark Sanford and Joe Wilson. Bigsmile"

catty Author Icon says "And probably Miss Piggy."

Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon says "You lie!"

⭐Princette♥PengthuluWrites Author Icon says "Would Catty lie?"

Mark Author Icon says "Ahm, I think I need to add this: GUYS DO NOT ANSWER THAT!"
--from "Invalid ItemOpen in new Window.


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TSC Author Icon says "No sir, things were different back then. We had tougher, stronger Santas. I remember the very first incarnation of Santa, some Ten Thousand years ago. He used to bust down doors and shove gifts right up people's noses. Ah, good times..."

Summer... who's she again? Author Icon says "I like that TSC! Let's go back to the good old days. I heard Steve wants a 12-foot cactus for Christmas. *Smirk*"


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:: MoonMoth Author IconMail Icon
::
11-30-09 @ 12:27am
:: You know the old saying from Steve's part of the country: Sisters `n' cuzzins is jist fer practice. Strangers is fer marryin'

:: Summer... who's she again? Author IconMail Icon
::
11-30-09 @ 6:35am
:: *chokes on a slice of pumpkin pie* WHY. MUST. WE. ALWAYS. BRING. UP. STEVE'S. PART. OF. THE. COUNTRY'S. STRANGE. COURTSHIP. TRADITIONS?

:: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
::
11-30-09 @ 9:11am
:: We're like the canary in the mineshaft. What Steve's part of the country sings today, the other part of the country will be donating to thrift shops tomorrow.

:: Dad Author IconMail Icon
::
11-30-09 @ 9:30pm
:: Problem is, thrift shops refuse to take the "quaint traditions" of your part of the country. NONE OF THE REST OF US WANT ANY PART OF THEM.

:: Summer... who's she again? Author IconMail Icon
::
12-01-09 @ 7:49am
:: I think Dad said it all.

:: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
:: 12-01-09 @ 9:40am
::
That couldn't have been all. That was more like a synopsis. But it was enough for me. I'm going back to my part of the country where the traditional values are still upheld and you don't have to beg for a piece of possum pie.

:: 'Ropa Author IconMail Icon
::
12-01-09 @ 1:38pm
:: Our Speights beer is "the pride of the South" here. What's the pride of YOUR South, Steve?

:: 'Rav - Overflooding... Author IconMail Icon
::
12-01-09 @ 5:44pm
:: That is a VERY dangerous question. Steve, feel free to NOT answer.
--from "Steev's PlaceOpen in new Window.


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: 'Rav - Overflooding... Author IconMail Icon
:
12-02-09 @ 11:03pm
: My grandfather is 86, just stopped working and doesn't let anyone else drive his car. He's also one of the smartest people I know and my dad says there is a special place in heaven for him for putting up with my grandmother for so long.

: 'Rav - Overflooding... Author IconMail Icon
:
12-02-09 @ 11:04pm
: (This is my mom's side of the family, they don't get along with my dad so well)
--from "Invalid ItemOpen in new Window.


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Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon says "HellRunner takes the lead! MawkRacer stumbles, wheezes, looks around frantically for someone on the sidelines holding out a paper cup of water."

pentatonic Author Icon says "The press arrives to accuse HellRunner of taking a performance-enhancing substance!"


[Note: HellRunner and MawkRacer are turtles in the turtle race that took place over the course of a week in the King's Planet ... we never did find out who won, did we? *Pthb*]

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Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon says "No problem. They come with their own trunk. *grabs handle*"

Summer... who's she again? Author Icon says "*as the elephant turns bright pink and lets out a bellow of rage* Wrong handle! Wrong handle!!"


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: Dad Author IconMail Icon
: 12-13-09 @ 5:25pm
: Why does "colon D" sound like a suppository to me? "Try NEW Colon D, your defense against ....." Whatever the hell would try to invade your colon.
--from "Invalid ItemOpen in new Window.


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Battler: 'Rav - Overflooding... Author IconMail Icon
Hours: 12-20-09 @ 8:39pm
: Shrimp are all around the world. Its not just an Australian thing. NO TEASING THE 'ROOS!!!

Battler: pentatonic Author IconMail Icon
Hours: 12-20-09 @ 11:19pm
: (my favorite animal...)

Battler: 'Rav - Overflooding... Author IconMail Icon
Hours: 12-21-09 @ 2:19am
: Kangaroos or shrimp?

Battler: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
Hours: 12-21-09 @ 11:03am
: It's the one he eats. Oh. That didn't settle it, did it? So which is it? Kangaroos or shrimp?
--from "Battle 101Open in new Window.


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Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon says "How can we forget about you if you keep espousing your theories about ventriloquists with long moustaches? Pentatonic drinks a lot so you never know when he will be sober enough to come here without knocking his laptop off the table."

pentatonic Author Icon says "Wha didjyou sya about my;iea lfaptafoei . aqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq"


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: Summer... who's she again? Author IconMail Icon
: 12-28-09 @ 8:37pm
: Aren't you missing a leg ... ?

: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
: 12-29-09 @ 10:07am
: I missed it for a while, but you know, hopping everywhere is kind of fun. Maybe I can get a job this spring as a Mall Easter Bunny.

: pentatonic Author IconMail Icon
: 12-29-09 @ 2:08pm
: Hopefully by then they would have sealed the wound or something...
--from "Invalid ItemOpen in new Window.


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: Dad Author IconMail Icon
: 12-20-09 @ 3:42pm
: *whines* But every time I look in the mirror, it breaks! *vodkas*

: 'Rav - Overflooding... Author IconMail Icon
: 12-20-09 @ 8:37pm
: And that would be why you are such an unlucky person. Here, you can put this on. *Hands dad paper grocery bag*

: Dad Author IconMail Icon
: 12-20-09 @ 8:49pm
: *watches as bag runs away, screaming in terror*
--from "Invalid ItemOpen in new Window.


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Battler: 'Rav - Overflooding... Author IconMail Icon
Hours: 12-27-09 @ 9:55pm
: Hey! That's discrimination!!!

Battler: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
Hours: 12-28-09 @ 10:55am
: Or, as we like to call it... 'rimination.
--from "Battle 101Open in new Window.


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: pentatonic Author IconMail Icon
: 12-29-09 @ 5:45pm
: Most international conflicts begin with someone giving someone else 'the toe'.

: Dad Author IconMail Icon
: 12-29-09 @ 10:02pm
: Then there was the guy who tried to give the airliner the shoe. And now, some guy put explosives in his shorts. He wanted to blow his crotch up? What's up with that?
--from "Invalid ItemOpen in new Window.


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Battler: Summer... who's she again? Author IconMail Icon
Hours:
02-20-10 @ 5:39am
: *blindly stumbles around room and kicks over people's drinks* I CAN'T SEE MY EYES!

Battler: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
Hours:
02-20-10 @ 9:34am
: Oh for heavens sakes. If the Three Stooges had a baby...

Battler: Dad Author IconMail Icon
Hours:
02-20-10 @ 10:42am
: Together?
--from "Battle 101Open in new Window.


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Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon says "I'm in. Anybody got a chocolate bar?"

captain.small says "No, but I have a few MREs, and a shotgun for you."

BGM @ the pen Author IconMail Icon says "you have some Magnetic resonance elastographies??"
--from "Zombie SurvivalOpen in new Window.


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BGM @ the pen Author IconMail Icon says "*BOOOOOM*"

Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon says "Uh oh. Somebody blew up one of the censors. Now the count will be off by one."

BGM @ the pen Author IconMail Icon says "xjocax will respawn in 5 seconds."

Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon says "This is what drives the censors crazy: respawning."

BGM @ the pen Author IconMail Icon says "-xjocax has respawned- NO, WAIT, RUN, EVERYBODY GET A DUCK AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFES BEFORE ITS.... oh wait, i died... how convenient. -a *BOOOOOOOM* is heard-"
--from "A planetOpen in new Window.


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:: purplehaze
:: 07-29-10 @ 6:51am
:: WATERMELON!!!!! FRIED CHICKEN!!!. OOps, sorry. Wrong genre.

:: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author IconMail Icon
:: 07-29-10 @ 10:57am
:: EGGS! It's the fruit of the chicken. (TIP: Never eat the fruit of the pig.)

:: purplehaze
:: 07-29-10 @ 11:56am
:: Further TIP: Never eat the fruit of the loom.
--from "Steev's PlaceOpen in new Window.


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: TSC Author IconMail Icon
: 07-19-10 @ 12:24am
: Galvanized buckets taste like a Frog's Wrongway, compared to ALUMINUM Buckets.

: Summer... who's she again? Author IconMail Icon
: 07-19-10 @ 4:49am
: Okay, now you've got me wondering what a Frog's Wrongway is.

: ΚΙΣVΣ Author IconMail Icon
: 07-19-10 @ 4:07pm
: Something midway between Frog's Rightway and "Dear God What Is That Thing"
--from "Invalid ItemOpen in new Window.

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