he tricked me (facial description)

I leaped up from my chair in the kitchen. Could it be? I looked across the table to Jacob, “there is no way one eye could be closer then the other!” Jacob jolted his head away, quickly. He motioned with his hand ,” just go look in the mirror!” Like the wind, I raced to the bathroom. In the mirror, I could see no flaws. My eyes seemed perfectly squared. The tent of green in my eyes and my narrow nose gave off a kind of precision in design.  “Ha ha ha ha ha!” , Jacob’s laughter made it all too clear . I jetted back to the kitchen to see Jacob laughing uncontrollably. I was mad, “real clever!” Jacob fell to the floor with insane laughter,” I can’t believe you fell for that” Before I even knew it, I was pummeling his face with all my might.