Balderdash

Of course I would invite you back to my condominium,
but I am allowing my invalid mother to stay there out of the goodness of my heart,
you probably noticed that about me.
And naturally I'd give you a lift home
I've got the new Jaguar
but my mother's nurse is a single parent of two and
I let them take it for the weekend.
So how about we get the late bus back to yours?