"...creature, feared by all...few seamen found enough gall..." |
There once was a powerful octopus Who aptly fit the name, Smalley – He sunk seafaring ships with a vengeance, Assailing these boats in the wide open sea. This gigantic creature, feared by all, Struck ocean vessels of enormous size; Very few seamen found enough gall To sail his waters, for they were too wise. Then a shipping magnate named Carpenter Decided to change his company’s fate – He hired a Navy Seal named Small to enter This deadly arena, before it grew too late. Small assembled a team to pinpoint The center of all the octopus’s attacks, Then he set sail in a boat to appoint Himself to the creature, with planes over their backs. Small’s boat was the speediest vessel around, And above him flew aircraft with a very large net – The octopus attacked without making a sound, Tentacles circled his boat, fast like a jet. Small poured on the motor and turned on a dime, With Smalley the Octopus left clutching a wave – Then the octopus slammed into the boat, but this time, The net snagged Smalley – and not the captain, so brave! The octopus was brought to land and destroyed, And Carpenter made our hero a deal – He was guaranteed riches but still couldn’t avoid Carpenter's offer of an octopus meal! |