Text me

Text Me

When I woke up this morning
My first thoughts were of you
I called, but got your voice mail,
It told me what to do…

It said, “I’m really sorry
I missed your call today
But if you’ll kindly text me
I’ll return it right away.”

Come on and text me - Come on and text me, baby
Come on and text me - Come on and text me, baby

You tell me that you love me
In abbreviated words
How can I believe a phrase
my ears have never heard?

I need to hear your voice
don’t want no stupid notes
Your O-M-Gs and L-O-Ls
They really get my goat!

Come on and text me - Come on and text me, baby
Come on text me - Come on and text me baby

Texting is destructive
The experts say we’ll find
It has a deleterious
effect upon our mind

Two lovers on a park bench
Get up to take a walk
They stroll along
But don’t hold hands
they have to text to talk

Come on and text me - Come on and text me, baby
Come on text me - Come on and text me baby

If you insist on texting
I have one thing to say
Take that fancy iPhone
And S-I-U-Y-A

Come on and text me - Come on and text me, baby
Come on text me - Come on and text me, baby
Come on and text me - Come on and text me, baby
Come on text me - Come on and texxxxt me.