Revolver

"Roll up, roll up, hit three cowboys for a small toy, hit the bullseye- win the bear! Roll up!

"yes young man, this your son sir?"

"That's right, thought we'd come over and give it a go."

"What's your name sonny?

"Jake."

"That's it, hold the gun straight.There you go Jake, be a hero!"

BANG ! BANG! BANG!

"Dad, dad , dad look, look look. I hit it! Look!

"Well done Jakey."

"Well done sonny you hit the target!'Well now let me see hmmm not enough points for the big ted. How about his for a prize , there you go."

"Look dad look! Look, look it's a little cowboy!"

"yes Jake, say thank you to the nice gentleman."

"Thank you!"

"Look Jake your mothers over there."

"Mum, mum, mum..."

"What's this? One of yours?"

"Oh funny I thought I had all my guns."

"I think I'll follow in Jakes footsteps and have a go."

"wait a minute I don't think that is one if mine! The targets over there mate."

"No,'the target is right here!"

BANG! BANG! BANG!