Gimme Back My Rum and Mead

a drunkard's tail

Yo Ho fiddle dee dee
I got a keg of rum just for me!

Yo Ho fiddle dee dee
I got a mug of mead just for me!

O' Mr bartender
I haven't had enough.
I need more drink to survive....
I need more drink to live!

Please Mr. bartender
Gimme back my rum and my mead.

I just got off my ship after a long quest you see.
and I still thirst for blood, but the drink calms me.

Now I don't want to get violent,
so gimme my rum and my mead. please.

Mr. bartender
I aint lyin' I need more drink to stop meself
from causing a comotion in your bar.
Now gimme my rum and mead before
I lodge this blade in your eye!

I told ya once
I told ya twice
third time it'll be the knife.

Now gimme my rum and mead!




"no"

"Squish.... AHHHHHHH! MY EYE!."

"I warned ya...... no I'll take that...*gulp gulp* aahhhhhhhh that's better"