A gentle chide at Country-Western songs. (Humor ... or not) |
The UPS Blues I woke up this morning to a brown sunrise. A delivery of sorrow had come to my eyes. I can't believe that our love you'd forsake. If this is a dream then I'm ready to wake. (Chorus} I've got all my things packed and ready to go. It's time that I left and made a clean break. I'll leave the good memories. I want you to know that I'm only taking a box of heartache. I have always loved you since first we met. It's so hard to believe that you could forget. It seems that your heart is defective, I guess. You delivered your love to another's address. I hear your pleas coming from down the hall. "Forgive and forget" - as though nothing at all had happened to us but what can I say? I've discovered what brown can do for me today. (Chorus} I've got all my things packed and ready to go. It's time that I left and made a clean break. I'll leave the good memories. I want you to know that I'm only taking a box of heartache. You say you have changed; you'll now be true but, just like a package with postage due, the cost would be more than I could afford. If you want forgiveness then talk to the Lord. I've tried to forgive you, the best that I can but all trust is gone now that brown's hit the fan. Tomorrow I'll start making new memories. I'm no longer accepting your deliveries. (Chorus} I've got all my things packed and ready to go. It's time that I left and made a clean break. I'll leave the good memories. I want you to know that I'm only taking a box of heartache. It's time that I left and made a clean break. I'm walking out with a box of heartache. In time I will heal and I will be free. I'll send back these heartaches to you C.O.D. (Fade) In time I will heal and I will be free. I'll send back these heartaches to you C.O.D. I'll send back these heartaches to you C.O.D. Notes An entry for "Invalid Item" Prompt: Number 4: "A box of ..." Thank you for taking time to read my words. I would appreciate it if you took a moment and left a comment. Your reaction, impressions, criticisms, - yes, even praise are all equally welcome. Ken |