My First Three Limericks

Eddie, Matilda and Dave

Eddie

The Irishman Eddie O'Leary
A bartender ever so weary
He worked day and night
To make drinks just right
Let's drink to the Irish my deary

Matilda

Matilda left town in a hurry
Her note said, "please do not worry"
The thought in a flash
Was take the bank's cash
And leave with the teller, McMurray

Dave

A clumsy old barber named Dave
Of service to only the brave
An occasional slip
An arterial clip
Don't worry about after shave