Groom over slept

          I Have to go get wiz up for his wedding. “Yo wiz get up”. “Huh what’s up mane?”. “You overslept man get up”. As I opened the door it reeked of liquor and drugs. “Everyone is waiting”, I said. I yelled to him, “Wiz I don’t know ho you are going to be able to get married today with the smell of liquor and drugs on your breath. Man you should just call the wedding off dude!”, But wiz being a true American said “No way bro. I love my man Dalvin and we are getting married.” So as they rushed to the wedding, Dalvin was preparing for his wedding. He fit snuggly in his size 4 dress, and six inch matching white heels. Dalvin looked at wiz and said “oh wiz this is the happiest day of my life and I love you so much”. Wiz replied, “ I love you too baby and you look phat in that dress”. As they said their vows they kissed and rode off on a white horse with a pink saddle and rope. They lived happily ever after.