A Rainy Sunday Afternoon...

I think I might need Abilify
But depression is not in my thoughts,
Maybe Cymbalta -- don’t know why
But I could see yellow dots.

I guess I want to eat a Footlong
Or better, a bucket of wings,
I could travel to Hong-Kong
Or buy those lovely diamond rings.

I could check my credit score
And take my chances with identity theft,
I have to go to that new downtown store
Maybe there are hand lotions left.

I could buy myself that new Ford
Who knows, even a big 4 by 4,
I might not be able to afford
But I could drive along the seashore.

I surely want that Swivel Sweeper
Find it in Wal-Mart or Walgreens,
I might wait, buy it cheaper
And get a new pair of Lee jeans.

Look at that Victoria Secret lip-gloss
Oh I need to go to Macy’s,
My husband will be cross
If I go to Lowe's and buy more daisies.

I think I am completely bored,
I’m just lazy, can’t you see?
I am just sitting here -- but I'm no hoard,
I guess I'm watching too much TV.


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