Rudeness

         David pulled out of his driveway cautiously and onto the road. His morning commute to work was short enough that he didn't need to take the highway, the main roads would take him there in plenty of time. He hummed along to the pop song on the radio as the car coasted between light, which he thought were timed horribly.
         As he reached the intersection of Wilting and North Hammond, a red Volvo jumped out in front of him, forcing him to slam on his brakes. The car was moving in the opposite direction, and as his body slammed forward in the seat, David raised his hand out the window.
         "You dumb cunt!" he screamed at the woman who had selfishly cut him off. His heart raced in his chest from the adrenaline of the near-accident and his outburst. He didn't like being vulgar, but sometimes his temper got the best of him and he couldn't keep his head.
         David continued on to work.

         David pulled into his driveway ten hours later, the annoyance earlier no longer in his mind. He turned the car off and opened the door. As he isolated his house key on the ring of a half dozen, the red Volvo from that morning pulled into his driveway quickly, blocking his car in.
         David watched as the woman from earlier exited the vehicle, she wore red, patent leather high heels which clicked against the pavement as she swung her feet from the car. She stood, revealing a short skirt and a white blouse. Her legs were shining from the nude pantyhose shoe wore under the red leather skirt.
         The woman approached with great speed and before David could utter a word, she grabbed him by is privates and pushed him up against his black BMW.
         "Who do you think you are?" the woman asked through gritted teeth. Her hand squeezed around his genitals as David winced and tried to speak. The wind had been knocked out of him and with her fingers tightening around his junk he couldn't catch his breath to spew out any sort of explanation.
         The woman, though a few inches shorter than David's 6'8" frame, seemed to tower over him as her icy eyes narrowed on his and he met her gaze through the searing pain.