Diaper Olympics

Many dads are really qualified for this event. Will he win the gold?

Diaper Olympics

There’s a time out in the Olympics
‘cause the player missed a pass.
And the odor from my good baby
is probably not going to be natural gas.

I’ve timed the boring commercials
And two minutes is all I’ll get.
My best time is two oh five
And my baby is more than wet.

We dash to the nearby nursery
For this diaper must be changed.
The items are all set out and ready
My steps to success been prearranged.

The MVP or most volatile poop
Is what will earn me stinky points
I wipe and toss the mess away
And young Frank’s bare tush I won’t disappoint.

I sense the time is almost done
The commercial’s final song begins
Oh where’s the diapers? Please be near
This contest I hope to win.

The new diaper gets fixed. I smile with pride.
We hurry down the toy filled hall.
I sit down before the game resumes
Look! My team has stolen the ball.

I broke the record I made last week.
I made the diaper change in two.
Sweet Frank is very happy now.
I’ll get his bottle when the next break is due.