A Bad Note to President Barrack Obama

President Obama's legacy remains uncertain, but let's write a poem - enjoy!

Please jump off a building, President Obama,
So many Americans are pinned to the ceiling.
You hardly do anything, much like a llama,
And your lackluster notions give such a mixed feeling.

You act like a fruitcake in American history,
A huge frickin’ loser just running for office.
Hawaii and golf are still quite your fancy,
And your patriotic duty, you fail to miss. 

You’ve brought forth a nation in such a great mess,
With higher taxation and uncontrolled spending. 
Just rewards for you would be feeling the stress,
Of a large budget gap and health costs never ending.

You seem to rely on the infinite luster 
Of running a dishonest and gamely campaign. 
Yet all of your clout still fails to muster, 
A decent policy which appears to be sane.