Memorial Day Massacre

“We interrupt this program with Channel 4 Breaking News…We’ve learned that a small child had been rigged with several pounds of a highly explosive compound called C-4.  Apparently the child had been instructed to sit down in front of a large group that had formed in anticipation of the Memorial Day Parade.  As Parade members marched by, they noticed that the child sat motionless and stared ahead.  Mid way through the procession the child exploded, killing more than one hundred people and wounding fifty more.  From this day forward, this horrific incident will be remembered as the Memorial Day Massacre.”