Sad to say, every family has got one of these. Perhaps not the cow, but rather the milker. |
O Money Cow! O Money Cow! How ever-green your branches; O Money Cow! O Money Cow! Your bank account entrances! When there is work, I turn it down; Why should I toil when you’re around? I’ll loot you ‘til you’re in the ground! How ever-green your branches! O Money Cow! O Money Cow! You are my darling mother; I suckle from your money bags, I love you like no other! 'Tis not because you gave me birth, But rather for your wallet’s girth; I love you for your money’s worth, How ever-green your branches! I buy me things like golden rings, And flat screen televisions! While you’re at home and all alone, I work on more revisions, To bilk you of your hard earned pay, And leave you dry as prairie hay, To suck from you another day! How ever-green your branches! O Money Cow! Sweet Money Cow! The likes I’ve never seen! Oh think of me in dairy terms, Your family milk machine! Oh Yes I know , I’ve siblings too, Who love you so and care for you, But I am out to screw them too! Just hand me all your money! I know I’ll cry the day you die, For I’ll lose most my income! I’ll roam the streets with aching feet, I’ll be a bum, and then some! You give from goodness of your heart, Upon your coffin I shall fart! My pockets full, then, I’ll depart, Oh you can’t take it with you! |