Worse present ever

Today is the day. The day I finally got what everybody wants. I had waited 16 years for this. They were 16 long, harsh years of agony and despair. I was made fun of for being the last one to get for I was the youngest in my class. I finally can get my license. I passed really easily. My parents asked me what kind of car I wanted. I told them that I wanted a 2015 Mustang GT. They said they would see what they could do. When I got back from my license test, there was no Mustang GT sitting in the driveway. It was only a 1920s Model T with cracked wooden tires and could go no faster than 20 mph.

I said to my parents, “Have you lost your mind?” They responded by saying that it was all they could afford and it was a deal that couldn't pass on. They bought it for 2 cents, what they said I was worth.