Ninja Mom

in honor of busy mothers everywhere!

NINJA MOM!



THROUGH THE SHADOWS OF NIGHT

STEADY AND QUIET.

UNSEEN IN EARLY MORNING HOURS

SHE RETURNS TO HER HOME.



OUT OF BED WITH A FLIP

AT A QUARTER TO FIVE

--HER MAN UNDISTURBED-

(HE'S BARELY ALIVE!)



HOW MANY CHILDREN

DOES SHE HAVE TO CALM?

IT MATTERS NOT!

--SHE'S A NINJA MOM!!



SHE WHIPS UP SOME BREAKFAST

FOR LADS AND LASSES.

SHE PACKS THEIR LUNCHES

(RECYCLES THE GLASSES)



HOW DOES SHE KNOW

THE KIDS MADE THEIR BED

SHE'S GOT NINJA-MOM EYES

IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD!



OTHER KIDS SAY

`SHE'S REALLY THE BOMB!"

BUT THEY DON'T KNOW

SHE'S A NINJA MOM!



AND WITH A JAGUAR'S GENTLE GRACE

SHE RESTS WITHOUT A QUALM.

AFTER ALL, SHE'S EARNED IT

SHE'S THE NINJA MOM!.