A humorous poem written for Newbies Poetry Contest - August |
Doughnut Saga The doughnuts sitting on the shelf Are calling out my name, Their scent surrounds, if only I could eat them right away But I didn’t buy them just for me David knows they’re there, I wish I could ignore them But they don’t play fair The sumptuous red liquid Oozes from the holes Sugar tantalises, They’re messing with my soul As I float towards the cupboard I know temptation has won Greedily, I open the door But wait, where have they gone? I go looking for my husband, Fire steaming from my ears, When I find him hiding in the shed His face betrays his fear His lips, dusted in sugar, A red spot on his cheek, That’s the last time I buy something nice, He won’t get any more treats! |