The next social media challenge. |
A new social media challenge is here; Rocking is rigor to tax any man. Tuck yourself into a folded position, then commence rocking the best that you can. Begin by sitting to get yourself ready; this is the time for you to walk the walk. Knees to you chest, grasp your legs, hold them tightly; now you are ready to let yourself rock. Tailbone to neck you are curved for the action; in body Rocking you rock on your spine. Yet the position is far from becoming; little less human and more like a nine. Cuddles my tabby observes as I practice; he eyes me narrowly like a cat will. After I rock a few times by the love-seat, Cuddles meows, Human won’t you keep still? Care is essential—this rocking can get you; make sure there’s room so you don’t hurt your neck. I must confess I have rattled my noggin, exclaiming something much stronger than heck. (Doctors I know do not care for this rocking; some opine forcefully…they are not slack. When I approach them with Rocking's agenda, they are concerned that I will hurt my back.) Taking my rocking out into the public, I drive to Mill Creek Park on the West Side. On a park bench I begin outdoor rocking, but soon the hard ground and I coincide. Challenges go out like butterflies flitting; Rocking the craze spreads all over the place. Frowning and grimacing are not important, due to the fact no one can see your face. Once in the back of a pickup truck rocking, there was a group spreading challenge one day. I was astonished; my eyes bulged like beacons, when a pot hole put the challenge away. If Rocking should catch society’s notice, there may be those who accept Rocking’s dare. Be that the case, they may need skin protection; perhaps some Fruit of the Loom leather wear. 40 Lines (Rhythm: 11-10-11-10) Writer’s Cramp 8-10-19 |