Lucky Limerick Contest Entries

The Horse and the Copper

There once was a Copper named Rocky,
who's horse won a race with no jockey.
the jock turned to the right
and forgot to hold tight.
The horse neighed "let's stop the malarkey."

The Teacher

There once was a teacher named Foley,
who taught English Lit. as if holy.
Her students would quake,
as a ruler she'd shake.
Claiming Shakespeare ruled the world solely!