Any Juice Will Do

A song inspired by running out of fruit juice. Trying to keep some humour during Covid-19.

This song must be sung to the tune of 'Any Dream Will Do' from 'Joseph & The Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat.'


I need to drink
Something that’s healthy
But I’m not so wealthy
And my juicer’s broke

So I turn my gaze
To local stores
But I can’t afford
The price they ask

An apple here, banana there,
But, otherwise, the shelves are bare
I just need liquid that won’t kill me,
I’ll take pre-packaged fare

An orange juice
With vitamin c
Grape or pineapple
Any juice will do