Eat Healthy

Mike and Joe were playing one Saturday afternoon when they became quite hungry.

“What shall we eat?” Asked Mike.

“Perhaps a healthy bowl of fruit which will help us grow up big and strong!” Exclaimed Joe.

“How about we eat this?” Asked Mike, holding a big knife.

Joe was startled.

“But,” began Joe, concerned. “That’s not food. That’s a knife! I don’t think it’s a smart idea to eat knives!”

“Don’t be a pussy!”

Mike bit into the knife. It went between his two front teeth and into his gums. Blood sprayed out.

“Ouch”. Said Mike.

Moral: Don’t eat knives.


Bonus:

He always hated driving his truck at night. He really hated it the night he died.

As he drove, somewhat nervously, a small, cute, cartoon fairy appeared.

“YAAARG!!!!!” He cried.

“I am the Fairy of Love and Peace.” She proclaimed.

“W-what do you want?”

“I have come to kill you.”

“WHAT?!”

“It’s an ironic name.”

“How are you going to do it?” He asked, somewhat arrogantly.

“By distracting you while you drive.”

Then, as it approached a sharp turn, his truck flew through a guardrail and into the water. He drowned.

Moral:Pay attention while driving.